I'm definitely going to hell for this

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Why do I always say that, that I'm going to hell, if I don't really believe in it? Maybe I'm wrong, but I think even Jesus could take a joke. I don't know what I believe, but I don't trust the whole "worship me" scenario. It kind of makes him seem like an a**hole, doesn't it? If I am wrong though, I'm pretty much f*cked when I die.
R.